He's 30 Today, Which Means Now I Am Going to Find Him Totally Irresistible

 

  

  

  

 

In the all-too-short list of adult film stars, gay or straight, though in this case we're apparently talking straight, whom I'd like to wrestle or, at least, watch wrestle, not counting the ones I  have done already, of course, Johnny Castle occupies the number one spot.

Happy birthday, Johnny!  God, how I'd love to bust you up!

(PS By way of explanation, since age 14 I have had a thing for men in their thirties.  Weird, huh?)