Three words: Jersey. Latino. Wrestler.
LJ Cruz, 26, 5'9", 175#, wrestles with Combat Zone Wrestling. He looks like a more butch version of whatever qualities I find attractive in Giovanni Ribisi and Tim Roth. Throw in a forehead that looks like a battering ram, a flat belly, and a crooked nose, and, sure, my interest is piqued--let's see what the kid can do ...
(Photo credits to Lyle C. Williams)