LJ Cruz

Three words:  JerseyLatinoWrestler.

Hard yet?

LJ Cruz, 26, 5'9", 175#, wrestles with Combat Zone Wrestling.  He looks like a more butch version of whatever qualities I find attractive in Giovanni Ribisi and Tim Roth.  Throw in a forehead that looks like a battering ram, a flat belly, and a crooked nose, and, sure, my interest is piqued--let's see what the kid can do ...

(Photo credits to Lyle C. Williams)


  1. Looks more like the missing retarded Guerrero brother to me.

  2. You nailed it, pal. I [hard] the Guerreros and have always been perversely attracted to the mentally retarded.


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