Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Perhaps the two best reasons to follow the new Beyond Wrestling promotion are Chris Dickinson and Zack Novack, who both debuted on BW's inaugural release, Of Bosses and Busters, which went on sale last month. But then it's hard to single out just two wrestlers on a roster that includes Dave Cole and Johnny Cockstrong.
In the upcoming Wrestletopia, Novack and Dickinson fight each other. Both wear their tights well, and they both have noses that sing out, "Nice cock." Chris brings a bit more beef to the mat. They could be brothers*, big and little, though Zack (the smaller) is a bit older than Chris.
I have no idea (yet) who won this match, but I look forward to watching the action in motion soon and finding out.
* wrestling brothers (n, pl, res-lin bruh-thurz) classic American kinkotype in which Big Brother tans Little Brother's hide, teaching him a much needed life lesson, much favored as a fantasy scenario in Durham, NC [See also Swiss Family Robinson and deleted (well, actually, never filmed) scenes from Party of Five--important motifs in Joe's masturbatory epics for a time]