Twenty-year-old masked UK wrestler Canno Tangoe claims, "I was manufactured in a carbonated drinks factory many years ago. I promptly escaped, though, in doing so, my face was badly stained orange. Now I survive the only way I can, as a professional wrestler!" Well, I've heard less interesting origin stories, and I can think of worse premises for a neo-lucha film, which, the more I think about it, just sounds like an excellent idea. Tango wrestles frequently with Combat Sports Federation (CSF).