By my best calculation this is my 1,000th post. Google Analytics is no help on this matter, giving me contradictory counts from day to day. It would be nice if I could play this benchmark up a bit, by perhaps posting a thousand pictures of naked wrestlers or awarding a cash prize of $1000US to the thousandth visitor to comment on this thousandth post, but I would have had to prepare for months for the former and, as for the latter, I can't remember the last time I held $1000 in cold cash in my hands. What we have here is no big-ticket, top-shelf venture, just a humble, piss-ant blog, so I have no gifts to bring for this mathematically monumental post ... just me and my kinks ... pa rum pum pum pum.
Oh, and by the way, I am sure the two sailor models above are swell fellows and fun to be around, but I am totally unconvinced of their grit and aggression.