Saturday, January 29, 2011
Timothy Thatcher, 27, 6'3", 224#, calls himself the "British Messiah." Any half-wit can see the man is not exaggerating by much. The man's got a body worthy of having a museum dedicated to it, if not a cathedral. He's a heel who wrestles up in the Northwest states. I wonder whether the surname is real or a wicked homage to the withered harpy who crouched over the UK for eleven years. (I'm sorry, was that political? I'm sure the PM had her fine points. Democracy, equality, liberty, justice, and peace were not, unfortunately, among them.) This particular "Thatcher" is noted for being not only a detestable bastard but also a fine technical wrestler in the "old school" of British wrestling. As long as he keeps that muscular back, firm round butt, hairy chest, and snaggletooth snarl, he can be as detestable as he wants. Here he is at an All Pro Wrestling event, aired this morning, wrestling Jody Kristofferson (Kris's son). He lost the bout due to disqualification.