Thursday, February 17, 2011

Sermon on the Mount


The corner mount has got to be among the top ten sexy and suggestive pro-wrestling moves.  Your feet firmly on the ropes as your fist hails down the hurt on your opponent, who has been just asking for it all night and now he's finally going to get it, with his big loud mouth about even with your throbbing crotch, while the fans, the poor in spirit, the ones that mourn, that hunger and thirst after righteousness, and all the put-upon, down-trod marks of the world, count out, "1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 9 ... 9 ... 9 ... 9 ...."  And you, you are the guy up there on top, putting the "beat" back into "beatitudes," king of the frigging hill, and, damn it, if you don't up and shoot right there and then, then where is the justice, man, where?

3 comments:

  1. Do you know where that second picture is from or who they are? Would love to see more of that match.

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  2. @Anonymous: Like most of these pictures, the second is from Wrestling Arsenal's expansive archives, but, sorry, I cannot name the two opponents.

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