Friday, March 25, 2011

Pop Quiz






DIRECTIONS.
 Circle the letter corresponding to the best response.  Correct answers are listed at the bottom of the page.  Good luck!

1.  (A)  Bald; (B) Bouffant; (C) Buzzcut;  (D) Long Curly Hair.

2.  (A) Cage; (B) Mats; (C) Mattresses; (D) Ring.

3.  (A) Up to 5'7"; (B) 5'8" to 5'10"; (C) 5'11" to 6'2"; (D) 6'3" and taller.

4.  (A) Up to 164#; (B) 165# to 189#; (C) 190# to 219#; (D) 220# and heavier.

5.  (A) Armbar; (B) Chickenwing; (C) Hammerlock; (D) Wrist Lock.

6.  (A) Bearhug; (B) Boston Crab; (C) Headscissors; (D) Sleeperhold.

7.  (A) Baby Oil; (B) Blood; (C) Sweat; (D) Tears.

8.  (A) Babyface; (B) Heel; (C) Jobber; (D) Valet.

9.  (A) "Butch Manning"; (B) "Jaysyn Karotyd"; (C) "Luscious LaVern"; (D) "Tommy Strong."

10. (A) Piercing; (B) Rattail; (C) Scar; (D) Tattoo.

11.  (A) Canada; (B) Japan; (C) Mexico; (D) United Kingdom.

12.  (A) Disqualification; (B) Pin; (C) Submission; (D) Tie.

13.  (A) Brothers; (B) Ladies; (C) Masks; (D) Midgets.

14.  (A) Plushies; (B) Robots; (C) Superheroes; (D) Zombies.

15.  (A) Blue Jeans; (B) Fundoshi; (C) Leopard-Print Loincloth; (D) Tight White Bikini Briefs.

16.  (A) Champ; (B) Promoter's Son; (C) Veteran Making Long-Awaited Comeback; (D) Volunteer from Audience.

17.  (A) Falls Count Anywhere; (B) Lumberjack Match; (C) Strap Match; (D) Two Against One.

18.  (A) Jackass; (B) NXT; (C) Tough Enough; (D) Wrestling Society X.

19.  (A) Firemen; (B) Mormon Missionaries;  (C) Pizza Boys; (D) UPS Guys.

20.  (A) Barn; (B) Beach; (C) Hot Tub; (D) Motel.

21.  (A) Face; (B) Feet; (C) Navel; (D) Thighs.

22.  (A) Color Commentary; (B) Crowd Noise; (C) Music; (D) Wrestlers' Panting.

23.  (A) "Ask him, ref!"; (B) "I'm not done with you!"; (C) "Submit!"; (D) "You like this?"

24.  (A) "Feel this!"; (B) "Wanna wrestle?"; (C) "Want some of this?"; (D) "You're going down!"

25.  (A) "Fuck him up"; (B) "Kick his butt"; (C) "Nail him"; (D) "Rip him a new asshole."

EXTRA CREDIT (Worth 10 points):  In the space below, write your total numerical score, not including the extra credit points, plus a paragraph detailing what you intend to do to improve your performance in the next four weeks.











ANSWER KEY:  
1.   (C) gets 4 points, (D) gets 3 points, (A) gets 2 points, zero points for (B)
2.   (D) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
3.   (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
4.   (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
5.   (A) gets 4 points,  3 points for any of the rest
6.   (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
7.   (C) gets 4 points, (A) gets 3 points, 2 points for (B) or (D)
8.   (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
9.   (D) gets 4 points, (A) or (C) gets 2 points, zero points for (B)
10.  (B) gets 4 points, (C) or (D) gets 3 points, (A) gets 2 points
11.  4 points for any one of them
12.  Either (B) or (C) gets 4 points, zero points for (A) or (D)
13.  (A) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
14.  (A) gets 4 points, (C) gets 3 points, zero points for (B) or (D)
15.  (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
16.  (B) gets 4 points, (A) or (D) gets 3 points, 2 points for (C)
17.  (C) gets 4 points, 2 points for any of the rest
18.  (A) or (D) gets 4 points, (B) or (C) gets 2 points
19.  (A) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
20.  (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
21.  (A), (C), or (D) gets 4 points, (B) gets 2 points
22.  (D) gets 4 points, (B) gets 2 points, zero points for (A) or (C)
23.  (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
24.  (B) gets 4 points, 3 points for any of the rest
25.  (A), (B), or (C) gets 4 points, 3 points for (D)

WHAT YOUR NUMERICAL SCORE MEANS:
94-100  Let's wrestle!
87-93    Call me!
73-86    Friend me on Facebook!
66-72    Add me on MySpace!
0-65      Have a nice day!

3 comments:

  1. I got a lousy 88!

    MAwrestler

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  2. Very interesting quizz you've got here buddy. Useful too with slight adjustment here and there to make provision for personal taste. Ever thought about developing a Facebook app like this?

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    1. That would be cool, Surferboy, only my programming skills are nonexistent. A while back I was looking for Blogger apps that would allow me to post a more sophisticated quiz-slash-jokey-personality-test, but found nothing that would work the way I wanted it to.

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