Five things the Jersey Kid should have thought about before getting into the ring with AIWF Mid Atlantic Champ "Sudden Impact" Louis Moore:
- Just because the fans think your shit don't stank doesn't mean you've got a prayer against a man with both a mean streak and the moves.
- The man looks like Billy Jack and acts like Bernard Posner. This combination should give one pause.
- The man is bigger than you.
- Long hair will be yanked.
- If you think you might be winning, think again.
This fight happened on January 22nd, 2011, in Mount Airy, North Carolina (Andy Griffith's home town and the "real" Mayberry--commence whistling "The Fishin' Hole" theme, guys).