Sudden Impact

Five things the Jersey Kid should have thought about before getting into the ring with AIWF Mid Atlantic Champ "Sudden Impact" Louis Moore:

1. Just because the fans think your shit don't stank doesn't mean you've got a prayer against a man with both a mean streak and the moves.
2. The man looks like Billy Jack and acts like Bernard Posner.  This combination should give one pause.
3. The man is bigger than you.
4. Long hair will be yanked.
5. If you think you might be winning, think again.

This fight happened on January 22nd, 2011, in Mount Airy, North Carolina (Andy Griffith's home town and the "real" Mayberry--commence whistling "The Fishin' Hole" theme, guys).