Jumped before he was ready to fight at Sunday's WC-WC show in Salem, Oregon, Ryan Taylor--those thighs! those butt cheeks! those magnificent arms!--must first tame his mad-dog foe before he can take a moment to slo-o-owly peel off his shirt--those shoulders! that chest! those splendiferous abs!--and wipe up the floor with the eager heel's ass and teach that bad boy a little impulse control. These photos are by Jarrod Miller.