Cross Hairs

Not even twenty-four hours after celebrating my bent for muscular athletes in eyewear, I run boom right into two more of my top kinks--the grudge match and the hair match. The actual angle for this Grand Pro Wrestling match last Friday was that Bubblegum staked his hair against archenemy Martin Kirby's "Money in the Bank" trophy. Kirby triumphed, but just as his clippers zeroed in on Bubblegum's scalp, Bubblegum's cohort Jason Logan interfered, blindsiding Kirby and putting the shears in Bubblegum's hands.  (Photos by Tony Knox)