Smoldering

Give me a big, bearded man with a bronze tan, agate-blue eyes, and shocking-pink trunks. And don't skimp on the hard round belly either. Ring of Honor has many reasons to exist post-2010, post-Tyler Black. They've got Roderick Strong, Jay Lethal, Adam Cole, Eddie Edwards, Caprice Coleman, TJ Perkins, Kyle O'Reilly, champ Davey Richards, and more. Enough hot guys to pass for gay underground wrestling, almost. Mike Bennett, 26, 6'1", 225#, is chief among these guys, in my opinion. Right now I'm looking forward to seeing my first live ROH show next month in Richmond. Stoked for it, and we've got front-row seats. I hope Mike's on the card. I've been a huge (huge) fan since his New England Championship Wrestling and Top Rope days. He is the perfect combination of beauty, baditude, beefcake, balls, and brutality. For evidence I submit Scott Finkelstein's shots of last Friday's show in Fort Lauderdale, in which Bennett fought Lance Storm and probably gained a new enemy in the process.