Last night was a night of grudges at Ring of Honor in Richmond. It started, ironically, with me getting to personally thank Maria Kanellis for her and Mike Bennett's contribution to the NOH8 Campaign. But hate and bad blood were the rule for the next three hours.
I won’t try to detail the matches and their results. You can
find that information easily enough for yourself at the ROH site … or in a few
months you can perhaps purchase the DVD. If you watch the DVD, look for me with
my two cute lesbian friends on the front row close to the glittery entrance
curtain, all three of us in black ROH baseball caps. I will, however, share a
few of my impressions of the event.
It was very cool to see Paredyse and Chris Silvio from OCW on
hand. They were a later addition to the card. Apparently they’re both from
Virginia. The fans in Richmond had nothing but love for the two, so the
positivity of Paredyse’s flaming, flouncing, and fluttering gay gimmick seems
to carry over, away from his current base in Louisville, I'm happy to report. It was a grueling
old-school match, but Paredyse and Silvio, with a huge cheering section of twenty-something females (and me), triumphed over Jeff Early and Zak
Hilton, who were working their own strain of pink as the bad guys.
I was mostly happy to see Adam Cole (vs. Tommaso Ciampa) and
Mike Bennett (vs. Eddie Edwards) in the flesh—and they both looked every bit as
perfect as I could have wished. Cole lost his match, in no small part because
of the interference of Ciampa’s entourage: Prince Nana, Mia Yim, and Ernesto Osiris. When
Prince Nana urged Osiris to finish Cole as Ciampa exited the ring, Adam must have
got some satisfaction by giving the toady a sound trouncing. Bennett lost to
Edwards. Everybody hated Mike. Everybody but me, I guess. Mike and Maria
engaged in massive amounts of suckface whenever Mike could tear himself away
from Eddie. Big sweaty Mike smooching on his girlfriend was a pretty sight, even though
it was designed to enrage the fans. Maria interfered once or twice, and her
comeuppance was a nasty fall off the ring apron at the match’s climax. As the
soundly defeated Mike left the ring area, he scooped her up into his arms and
carried her away.
Davey Richards and Kyle O’Reilly were scheduled to fight
Kevin Steen and Jimmy Jacobs. However, as was announced at the show’s prologue,
Kevin had been barred from the ring due to a recent head injury. So Davey
offered to wrestle Kevin’s “girlfriend,” Jimmy, in singles competition. This
ended up being the main event of the evening. Kevin, by no means in a mood to
convalesce, spent the bout beating down Kyle at all four corners of the ring,
while Davey won a brutal (biting and scratching!) battle against Jimmy inside the ring.
After the official end of the show there was an unsanctioned
lights-out grudge match between Jay Briscoe and Charlie Haas. Both men had
wrestled earlier in the evening in tag events, Haas with partner Shelton
Benjamin twice, versus the Bravado Brothers and then versus Rhett Titus and
Kenny King. They solidly squashed the Bravados, Lance and Harlem, whom Titus
and King ultimately had to save. Haas and Benjamin lost to Titus and King by
DQ, thus keeping their championship belts. Jay and Mark Briscoe had fought and
beat the team of Roderick Strong and Michael Elgin, accompanied to the ring by the ever irritating Truth Martini. At the end of the fight Martini had been accidentally tossed into the ring. The Briscoes stripped off his pants (not the only time the symbolism of clothing I talked about on Friday entered into the night's events), revealing that he was wearing Roderick Strong's tights under his long pants! The unsanctioned brawl
between Charlie and Jay was to settle an old score (I don’t know what …
something). It was a savage free for all, as the two literally dismantled the
ring, detaching ring ropes to strangle each other with. Shelton interfered,
thus bringing Mark out, too, to help his brother. Haas declared himself the
winner.
It was a great night. On the front row with my friends, I
did get to reach out and give supportive swats to Richards, the Briscoes, King,
Bennett, and Cole. It was the usual fan “slap” but, hey, it was fun and corny at the same time. Also we had three or four close calls, as wrestlers
crashed (or, rather, were hurled) into the metal barricade at our knees. While
Edwards was beating down Mike Bennett outside the ring, he got a series of fans
at the four surrounding sides to hold Mike’s arms against the barricade while
he punched him. The only thing that would have made the evening totally perfect
for me would have been to be chosen as one of the fans to secure Bennett’s
sweaty biceps.
I took well over 700 photos, the vast majority of which are shit. I've limited my choices here below to my twenty favorites, favorite for a variety of reasons. In time I hope to improve my action photography skills. For the interested, I had a blast, three hours in sado-erotic heaven, as colored by the Three Stooges, Popeye cartoons, and the old Hercules movies.
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It's a mondo mondo world, as Mike Mondo enters |
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Jay Lethal, causing some problems for Mondo |
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Charlie Haas bending Lance Bravado |
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Adam Cole and Tommaso Ciampa, outside the ring |
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Cole and Ciampa, a blur |
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Adam shakes the cobwebs out after he's been tossed from the ring |
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Cole and Ciampa, about to work the ropes |
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The loser (but crowd favorite) glistens |
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Roderick Strong on Jay Briscoe |
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Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis, sharing the love |
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Mike getting some hurt off Eddie Edwards |
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Maria is concerned |
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Bennett submits to Edwards |
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Post-match, Mike rushes to save Maria |
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Davey Richards under Jimmy Jacobs' voodoo princess spell |
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Davey teaching Jimmy about pain and humiliation |
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Charlie Haas brings the rope to Jay to choke him on it |
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Look up "shambles" in a dictionary |
Thanks, Joe! Great photos... the ones of Bennett obviously being my faves. Glad you had a blast (as if there was any doubt!) :)
ReplyDeleteWow! You were so close to the action...and Davey Richards. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Adam Cole's trunks. Nothing beats a snug fitting black pair of speedos. Nothing. Way back I remember Alex Wright in them until he started wearing neon colored granny panties. (boo)
ReplyDeleteIsn't a live ROH show some wild, crazy energy?! Great photos, I can't believe that photo of Lance Bravado being bent the wrong way by Haas - Ouch!
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