Let's see, what are Cage's resolutions for 2013?
- To get either Bitch Colby or "Maskador" or whatever the hell he wants to call himself in the ring once and for all.
- Finish both my short story collection Learning the Ropes and my novel Going Down for the Count.
- Take on those pretty boys Austin Cooper and Jake Jenkins with the Enforcer as my tag partner.
- Tear up at least one musclejobber every month, starting with Braden Charron.
- Make my body look as gorgeous as it can. I know I already look better than most, but I want to see if it's possible to be sexier.