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2013 Resolutions: Cage Thunder
Cage Thunder of
BG East
Let's see, what are Cage's resolutions for 2013?
- To get either Bitch Colby or "Maskador" or whatever the hell he wants to call himself in the ring once and for all.
- Finish both my short story collection Learning the Ropes and my novel Going Down for the Count.
- Take on those pretty boys Austin Cooper and Jake Jenkins with the Enforcer as my tag partner.
- Tear up at least one musclejobber every month, starting with Braden Charron.
- Make my body look as gorgeous as it can. I know I already look better than most, but I want to see if it's possible to be sexier.
Hell, yes, to all 4 of these, but #1 is the sweetest of all. All of that sexual tension has got to be addressed between Cage Thunder and Mitch Colby, and I'd like to put in a special request for a front row seat, please.
ReplyDeleteI like #4 it is the one I am looking most forward to. Musclejobber matches have been very very scarce lately; seeing Braden jobbing is always a great video.
ReplyDeleteYES, Cage...WRITIN' & WRESTLIN'; get both of these in there THIS year and EVERY year after this one!
ReplyDeleteI'm with "Theurgist5" 100%; "TEAR" on into a new MUSCLE-JOBBER on a monthly basis! (Bye bye, Braden! Rip 'im a new "A"-hole...but don't throw out the "OLD" one...I'm pretty sure that I might be able to get some use out of it!) I can't wait to see " MORE" of you on BG East discs this year! Those HOT masks and bulging tights...RAUNCH-I-LICIOUS! (YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)