Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Great Big Tits








Two matches. Four of my favorite BG East stars. Eight gorgeous scoops of pectoralis muscle, major and minor.

In the just-released Pec Bash 2, we get Trent Blayze getting thrown into the ring against Joe Robbins, a big curly-haired heel. The second match features Chace LaChance, a new obsession for me and (I suspect) a lot of other fans, taking on newcomer (to BGE, anyway) Brad Barnes.

In Blayze-vs-Robbins, the battle starts when Trent, impatient with Joe's need to pose at the mirror, "crunches Joe’s pecs like baseball mitts that need breaking in" (to quote the catalog description). Joe fires back, and everything gets very interesting. What might have been just a pec-pinching party, in literal compliance to the series title, turns into a full-blown brawl. And besides having eminently bashable pecs, both Joe and Trent share another trait I like: they sweat buckets.

In LaChance-vs-Barnes, walking-talking hard-on Chace competes against Brad, the handsome new guy, in a "bounce-off" contest. Pec-popping is a trick my unimpressive chest never mastered, and the spectacle's effect on me lies somewhere between comedic and erotic, without fully succeeding in getting any type of rise out of me. Chace comes up with the idea that a better way to test their bumpers is a punching contest. It also stirs up Brad's aggressive tendencies, and before long the contest erupts into a knock-down drag-out fight, a give-and-take nailbiter which looks like it could go either way for the duration.

Both matches give us perfectly matched contestants--neither more than an inch taller or shorter than his opponent, and Brad and Chace both weigh in at exactly 200 pounds. (Joe outweighs Trent by 45 pounds, with predictable results, but I can't imagine anybody minding.) The video gets a 100% on sex appeal: bright, skimpy trunks and rolling mounds of muscle, testosterone-fueled attitude and unchecked aggression. There's nothing I don't like about Pec Bash 2.

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