Picture of the Week

A flashback to classic Can-Am: Canadian Musclehunk Oil Wrestling 4, with Polish cousins Roman Stone, 6', 196#, and Paul Perris, 5'10", 175#, getting all slick and tense together. Here we see Paul's sublimely impractical leg splits (silly but as show-offy as heart-shaped shits, therefore crazy sexy) while he grimly hammerlocks Roman, who is kneeling in front of him in absolute agony. Paul strenuously huffs and puffs in hot blasts down the back of the victim's neck. Roman's toe-clenched bare feet open to welcome his wilier cuz's spandex-sheathed junk. All in all, a near-perfect Kodak moment on Skull Island.