Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The 14 Best Moves of UCW's Marcus Ares



I hope UCW offers Michael Hannigan medical leave and accident coverage. The ex-champ has been taking beatings since his debut against Twisted Torment two years ago, when he found out a walk in the park is no walk in the park. But Hannigan has proved more resilient than any of his attackers could ever imagine. As champ (a title he means to regain soon), he took on all comers, and gave the UCW belt it's longest and most rigorous defense.

Marcus Ares is the new guy and quite a sensation. He looks like a front runner for the belt, currently held by UCW founder BodySlam (see photo, above). Now adopting the garb of Bronze Age warriors, in Spartan kilt, cape, and cuffs or their Walmart equivalents, Ares also models the latest in heroic combat maneuvers, including ... 


 ... knee jabs, ...


 ... clutches, ...


 ... backbreakers, ...


 ... crabs, ...


 ... flying body slams, ...


 ... armbars (my personal favorite), ...


 ... scissors, ...


... gut punches (hand over the face, a nice refinement on the classic), ...


 ... firemen's carries (and drops), ...


 ... leglocks (perhaps second only to armbars, for me), ...


 ... hair pulling (another favorite), ...


 ... stretches, ...


... Antaeus-style crushings (read some mythology), and, naturally, ...


... Greek-style XXX bear hugs.

1 comment:

  1. Ares just looks so much sexier than any of these opponents!

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