The 14 Best Moves of UCW's Marcus Ares
Marcus Ares is the new guy and quite a sensation. He looks like a front runner for the belt, currently held by UCW founder BodySlam (see photo, above). Now adopting the garb of Bronze Age warriors, in Spartan kilt, cape, and cuffs or their Walmart equivalents, Ares also models the latest in heroic combat maneuvers, including ...
... knee jabs, ...
... clutches, ...
... backbreakers, ...
... crabs, ...
... flying body slams, ...
... armbars (my personal favorite), ...
... scissors, ...
... gut punches (hand over the face, a nice refinement on the classic), ...
... firemen's carries (and drops), ...
... leglocks (perhaps second only to armbars, for me), ...
... hair pulling (another favorite), ...
... stretches, ...
... Antaeus-style crushings (read some mythology), and, naturally, ...
... Greek-style XXX bear hugs.
Ares just looks so much sexier than any of these opponents!
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