Saturday, October 4, 2014

XXX Bushwhacked









At (now defunct) NWA Rising Phoenix Wrestling, Mr. 300% Brandon Nitro hides behind a stack of speakers to ambush mega-bad-ass heavyweight champion XXX Lawrence Tyler from behind in this 2007 match (on YouTube here, big thanks to Rex for sending me the link).

Nitro (in nice-guy blue singlet) has the Arizona crowd's seal of approval for this seemingly egregious act, our first indication of the high quality heel that XXX is. To prove the point further, XXX spends a good bit of his time in the ring yelling at the fans to shut the hell up. But the bald baddie in the pinched black trunks has backers too, more, it seems, as the bout intensifies into an old-fashioned hairy-assed brawl.

The nerdy ref has his hands full trying to corral these two big boys. The wrestlers cut loose on each other like a couple of tomcats, Nitro with his high kicks and moonsaults and Tyler with his Grade-A butch meanness. We're talking T-shirt strangulation, out-of-ring chasedowns, corner slugouts, and metal folding chairs, and then, over the ref's impotent objections, Tyler does what any daddy does when provoked, he pulls out his belt to give Nitro a good whack.

The ending is classic panty-wetting excitement, with XXX's bitch-boy "Miracle" Mike James, whose ass Tyler took ownership of the previous year, coming out to help his master beat down a fallen Nitro, and Johnny Dynamite coming to Brandon's rescue and chasing XXX and Miracle Mike from the ring. I do truly love this angle.
 

1 comment:

  1. It doesn’t get much hotter than a bald heel in black trunks and boots beating up a frat-looking guy…

    Thanks for sharing this great match …
    Ray in Atlanta

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