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Bryen Douglas vs Papa Dingo, 30 April 2016 (Mid Ohio Wrestling)

Shortly after I returned to this blog, my friend James told me about Bryen, the studly longhair you see here battling popular heavy Papa Dingo. Given that Dingo bites, you have to wonder what kind of heat Bryen has whipped up to make bible-belt fans favor the witch doctor. Bryen is not a shrinking violet when it comes to violence, but at least he doesn't bite! But who am I kidding? The manned-up stud is high-calorie eye candy--those shoulders! that back! that waist! those thighs!--what do I know from good and evil? Watching him break a sweat and stagger about from the force of Dingo's mastodon assaults makes me want to bite the guy. And am I the only one sensing a reverse-Tarzan vibe?