Redneck

 

I might be a redneck because Robby Collins, the "Redneck Kid," has caught my eye. The Kid has been wrestling for about four years, mostly at Ohio-based American States Wrestling Alliance, founded (with others) by Robby's uncle Kid Collins. Robby has the redneck accent and attitude, everything but the farmer's tan. 

You might be a redneck if you vacation in Myrtle Beach with your ASWA championship belt.

You might be a redneck if you kick and scuff when delivering a left hook.

You may be a redneck if your teammate and BFF Manson Crane one day becomes your sworn enemy the next. 

If a swaller of Bud Light makes you shimmy, you might be a redneck.


If you'd give a fan the shirt right off your back, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if it's summertime in the 2010s and you still wear baggy long pants in the ring because you've got better things to do on leg day.

If you think it ain't rasslin' if there's no ass-kickin', you might be a redneck.

If one thing you learnt as a kid was how to take a whuppin', you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your ex-BFF's new pals beat you up right before the match and then hand-deliver you to the ring for the three count.

If this is how you settle with that ex-BFF and tag partner, then you might be a redneck.



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Comments

  1. WOOF !!!! If Robbie is what being a Redneck is all about....I WANT more !!

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  2. Heck yeah, he is damn hot. Robbie would be an awesome wrestling opponent - great body and has the attitude and personality for pro-wrestling.

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  3. Hot blooded! Fantasy: gator wrestler. His mascot.

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