I might be a redneck because Robby Collins, the "Redneck Kid," has caught my eye. The Kid has been wrestling for about four years, mostly at Ohio-based American States Wrestling Alliance, founded (with others) by Robby's uncle Kid Collins. Robby has the redneck accent and attitude, everything but the farmer's tan.
|You might be a redneck if you vacation in Myrtle Beach with your ASWA championship belt.|
|You might be a redneck if you kick and scuff when delivering a left hook.|
|You may be a redneck if your teammate and BFF Manson Crane one day becomes your sworn enemy the next.|
|If a swaller of Bud Light makes you shimmy, you might be a redneck.|
|If you'd give a fan the shirt right off your back, you might be a redneck.|
|You might be a redneck if it's summertime in the 2010s and you still wear baggy long pants in the ring because you've got better things to do on leg day.|
|If you think it ain't rasslin' if there's no ass-kickin', you might be a redneck.|
|If one thing you learnt as a kid was how to take a whuppin', you just might be a redneck.|
|You might be a redneck if your ex-BFF's new pals beat you up right before the match and then hand-deliver you to the ring for the three count.|
|If this is how you settle with that ex-BFF and tag partner, then you might be a redneck.|
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