Toy

Aryx Quinn vs Tommy Doyle, Catalog 5 - Muscle Boys Are Ferocious (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

Toy  is a noun and a verb. As a noun it means a plaything. As a verb it means to treat someone or something as a plaything. Both senses of the word apply to Aryx vs Tommy Doyle in MuscleBoy's Catalog 5. As the website's description of this match states, "Aryx makes no pretense in pretending this sexy young newbie has any chance against him so he offers to teach him a few of his moves, which include shoving his dick down the boy's throat at the appropriate moment!"

First, what a fine sentence! In the biz, it's called a cumulative sentence  (without a heavy emphasis on the cum  syllable - not in the biz, anyway), not generally the preferred sentence for style but one that works brilliantly here - and one I tend to overwork. Second, yes, showing a naive youth the ropes is a cliche setup in queer-targeted wrestling videos, but, as I would expect of Aryx and MuscleBoy, it's performed with distinction here. Third, Aryx's plugging of cherubic Tommy's hole is one of the great moments of internet history.

I want to talk about how Aryx has ripened from muscle-boy of my dreams to muscle-daddy of my dreams. It's been a slow evolution, of course, but this phase in the process is a knockout. His body has always looked appetizing to me, but in its present manly configuration, it's a banquet! On the verge of leathery  it is not leathery. Instead, it exudes heat I can almost feel through the screen of my laptop. Its burnt sienna glow makes me think of cowboys and jungle lords. We're in serious obsession territory here.

But Aryx's ripening is not limited to his physical attributes. Having been a bad boy for so long gives him a wisdom and grace denied to those who sought respectability too early in life. Since it's fairly clear that Aryx has been badder than most of us, he comes off as a porn-Socrates in this video. His ultimate plug-in is not just a nod to the ancient Greek superstition of how to transmit virility to the young but also a culmination of everything Aryx has been teaching young Tommy, who also looks like a serious heartbreaker, by the way.

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A word, also, about the look of this video. Evidently, a black backdrop best suits erotic wrestling. Some of these still shots look like works by Caravaggio - chiaroscuro effect without a loss of necessary points of dramatic detail!


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