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David the Flawless One vs Tyson the Hammer, Match 619 (UCW)

First, I want to wish Bodyslam a happy homecoming this weekend. It's never fun being stuck in a hospital bed, eating hospital food, even with a shirtless Wolf Boy as your adorable and attentive nurse. In celebration, UCW is offering a 15% discount this weekend with the code word FOOT (watch the official vlog for details on Bodyslam's recent surgery and continuing rehab). 

Now on to this match, which pits the ambitious and ever-provocative Hammer against the unpredictable Flawless One in what is rumored to be a bid for Angel Estrada's title and belt. Both these guys have left their mark on UCW in one way or another, and the pairing of the audacious boundary-crossing wrestlers is an act of genius. 

As we might have expected, David and Tyson take an immediate interest in each other's ass, each contending that his is the shapelier and firmer. Can face-sitting be far behind? No, indeed it can not. We're just three minutes away from Tyson's settling his bare butt on David's beaming face. Later, the Hammer yanks up the back of Flawless's trunks and gives the rookie a firm spanking. Fetishists, rejoice! Even David shouts out an encouraging, though pain-racked "Do It!"

For me, the 32-minute match really takes off in its last half, when convulsive energy propels both combatants into far stormier give and take, with neither losing sight of his true target - i.e. his opponent's buns. Ball-grabbing, eye-scratching, dick- and pec-biting ensue, yielding fun for all, especially the seemingly inexhaustible duo!

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