Brutes

Austin Tyler vs Santiago Figueroa, Catalog 11 - The Muscle Boys Get Brutal! (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

There is no doubt in my mind that Austin Tyler is the most beautiful brute in all of wrestling. If there had been even a glimmer of doubt before, this video's opening shot of him performing handstand push-ups would have snuffed it out. I caught the pretty-heel bug from Ravishing Rick Rude in the 1980s, and it survives thanks to the hard work and pulchritude of bad boys like Ashton Vuitton, Kip Sabian, and Jessie Godderz. Less flamboyant than his peers, Tyler nevertheless belongs in their company - and his propensity for brutal punishment is greater and more cold-blooded than theirs.

Santiago is perfect bait for Austin. Slim, pretty, a little on the smug side, he's basically just asking to get bashed. Tyler wastes no time getting to business. Santiago's hope spot shortly after the 25-minute match's midpoint didn't fool me, certain that Austin would soon be paying him back three-, four-, or five-fold. As expected, Austin all but bloodies him up. More than the company's X-rated debauchery, which, make no mistake, I do love, in 2018 MuscleBoy has won me over mainly by its commitment to hard, rough, unironic, often exhausting savagery, especially evident in its latest catalog in this match, Aspen vs Ian Levine, Brendan Byers vs Scrappy McNair, and ...

Dax Carter vs Aaron Perez, Catalog 11 - The Muscle Boys Get Brutal! (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

At 5'10", 220#, Dax Carter is big, hairy, built like a competition weightlifter, with a winning smile that just won't quit. From that smile, who would guess that Dax likes to wreck slim, pretty guys? That's probably what puts the smile on his face. Fortunately, MuscleBoy had a slim, pretty guy to spare: Aaron Perez, in his third MBW appearance, having previously survived the ravages of Sean Maygers and Aspen. Dax is eager to test the limits of Aaron's durability, and, unlike Tyler, he doesn't shy away from MuscleBoy's X-rated amenities.

In an astonishing turn, it's Aaron who throws the first punch, a brave gesture that he comes to regret in, oh, about half a minute. Dax likes Aaron's spunk, yet he's quick to punish him for it and overwhelms him like an avalanche. He bites, too. For a big guy, Carter moves fast, and often Perez barely has time to think of what his next move will be before Dax blocks it. Periodically, though, Aaron turns the tables on the big brute, fully aware of every man's most vulnerable zone. The slim hottie knows that he's playing with fire, yet he's eager to stoke the flames. At the video's midpoint, trunks come off, and the grinding sex is no less savage than the fight. Pain and pleasure are never far apart in MuscleBoy World.

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