Navel-Gazing

Axel vs Eli Black, Match 645 - Ab Bash (UCW)

Axel polishes his bad-boy skills on Eli Black in this 31-minute custom match. He sneaks up on his unsuspecting victim and hurls him onto the mat, where he targets Black's celebrated abdominals, assailing them first with fists, then with feet and knees, and then, astride his victim's hips, with clawing fingers. He proceeds to attack Eli's midsection with a series of foreign objects, i.e. whatever comes in handy - folding chair, ring post, water jug, bowling pin, baking tray, chin, scalp, and putter. The action moves from the mat to the squared circle, with Eli's gut turning pinker by the minute. Nothing works any better than Axel's weaponized body to batter, pummel, grind, scrape, and poke Black's defenseless breadbasket, which takes as much punishment as Axel can dish up, which is quite a fucking lot.

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