The Robust Flavor of Guido Genatto












A lot of mainstream and indie wrestlers dip their big toe into underground wrestling, seemingly ready to scram if the water is too cold or too hot ... or too gay. To his credit, Guido Genatto plunged right in, almost as if this was the goal he'd been working his whole life to attain. It has now been six years since he burst upon the scene - already hip to the lingo (I mean, "Dirty Daddy," come on!) and loving the liberty of movement and character that underground wrestling provides. To this day Genatto seems utterly at ease at Wrestler4Hire and BG East and UnderGround Wrestler ... and, presumably, with his gay fans. 

For Guido, the liberties he's afforded in the underground are opportunities to more freely explore the art of pro wrestling. Take, for example, this match against Elite Eliot. Every pro wrestler learns to sell a move with an extra jiggle or a grunt. But look at all the "extra" Guido puts into misaligning Eliot's vertebrae in the first GIF. In the third GIF he is basically deconstructing the side headlock - reversing the heel and face dyad - chicken-winging Eliot while positioning himself as the captive victim. In the fifth and seventh GIFs, it's the small details - the palm to the chin, the trapped fingers and wrist - that intensify his adversary's agonies. I'm not saying Guido is the first or only wrestler to do this - but many of the pro wrestlers who deign to enter our subterranean fight clubs warily phone their performances in. And many of the gay gym rats and porn stars arrive with too little training to exude this level of pizzazz.

"Get the fucking tiara out! ... The fucking Queen is here!" Expressions like this are part of it, too. Such was the jargon in smoky gay bars and clubs back when I went to gay bars and clubs - back when there were  gay bars and clubs. He's announcing his own splendiferous hairy-assed arrival to the ring! He shouts out, "The fucking diva of all divas is here to fucking put you through the fucking wringer!" And that he does for the next 18 minutes.

Long live Queen Guido! And, damn, if Eliot isn't the tastiest cut of new meat ever stuffed into mustard-yellow trunks! 


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  1. That crotch-to-crotch scissor hold gif is so hot.

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  2. I have bought every underground match Elliott has made. I think he sells about as good as it gets in wrestling. I also like his choice of speedos and his body size and smoothness is a great contrast. My only complaint to Cam is I wish Elliott would get a few shots in occasionally that would make the hairy heel punish him even more. I can't wait for the next Elliott matc.

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  3. I love Guiddo matches in all forms.
    I've been seeing Elliot show up more and more in the indy leagues and some of the lesser know "mainstream" fed like CWF so good on him!
    Does Elliot have any hope spots or is this mostly another squash?

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  4. Joe, you, are so correct about Guido. His sexiness come from his physical specimen, his attitude and his ring and mat prowess. I actually think he'd be a terrific fit with UCW, if he weren't so much larger than the rest of the roster combined. He is my kind of straight guy. And did I mention he's sexy as fuck? He even rocks the bare feet well.

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