Do the Humpty Hump

Axel vs Jason Anders, Match 692 - Hump Match (UCW)

I'm pretty sure the hump match is UCW's invention. Unless I'm mistaken it was introduced last year in a custom-order match between Tyson the Hammer and Max Ryder. Then Tyson passed the idea on to Axel early this year, and Ryder, to Chase Michaels. But humping as a combat strategy goes at least as far back as Krush, probably further back than that.  It took UCW to turn it into a particular match type. Axel explains the "rules" to rookie Jason Anders and the fans at home: ten consecutive humps and the match is won. Pins, submissions, and knockouts don't count - though if a man is knocked out, it should be fairly easy to hump him ten times.

The varieties of hump include scissor hump, against-the-wall hump, chinlock hump, and figure-four hump. Jason is game for the contest - and, more importantly, he's a biter, which proves he's a good fit for the promotion, but I wouldn't bet on him in a fight against Axel. Anders is aggressive and quick to see the fun in plowing his crotch into Axel again and again - and who wouldn't? But, as expected, Axel dominates him for over half the match. Axel wears a red-trimmed white singlet that looks like a traffic cone. A healthy bulge like Axel's has to be an advantage in a hump match. And this has to be one of the sweeter examples of the genre. 

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