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Jason Anders vs Jax Atwell, Match 737 - in Oil (UCW)

The oiling up part is easy. Jason Anders tenderly massages Jax Atwell's shoulders. His hands slide down to the iliac furrow, as Jax purrs contentedly. They switch places. Jax coats Jason's body from neck to ankles. No other sport begins so intimately and serenely. Then, Jason brings the feel-good moments to a halt, attacking Atwell from behind and dragging him down to the slippery tarp.

Oil wrestling is not a contact sport like other contact sports. Movement is slower, sketchier, more constricted. To say one oil match looks pretty much the same as any other is true as far as it goes, but then so is a blow job pretty much like any other blow job. Jason immediately adds an element of roughness to the typically affected ritual, which is usually more erotic than martial. Most underground wrestling sites play up the contest's cute flirtatiousness. UCW goes for the jugular.

Jason plays rough. Even when traction is limited, he lands hard on Jax. Jax's counters are fleeting, almost too easily crushed by Jason's roughneckery. For most of the first half of this video, Jason thrashes, pounds, and stretches. Even after he realizes his predicament, it takes Jax a while to get his bearings. When he does, though, brace yourself - This is a goddamn fight. Jax's rebound is exhilarating, and at that moment I get the kind of oil match that heretofore has been just a fantasy.

My favorite oil wrestling is more demolition derby than ice-capade. I've said before that UCW has the best oil wrestling, and this match proves my point. Jax is the classic strategist, and Jason is the dirty wild-man. Jason butts, and Jax chokes. In the end one man will be choked-out and spreadeagle on the tarp.


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