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Nero Angelo vs Jax Atwell, Match 765 - Hump Match (UCW)

This is my 4,000th blog entry. I'm not obsessive-compulsive enough to have counted; Blogger did that for me. I think the number refers to the remaining entries. I've lost and discarded some posts over the years. A hump match with Nero and Jax is the perfect tag for the occasion. This one is the best ever. Humping is not wrestling, but it's not not-wrestling either. It's safe sex as I remember it from the eighties, but it's also a struggle for domination, especially as the sport has been honed as a distinctively UCW product. Nero and Jax are masters of the art, as proved in Match 765.

A hump match has never been as accomplished or as fully loaded as this one is. It is a masterpiece. Jax and Nero are committed to the struggle 100 percent. The goal is ten consecutive humps. On paper, that's the goal. I sense that for these two the count is less important than the sheer joy of control - both controlling and being controlled - and possession without penetration (not on camera, at least). There has not been a hump match so vigorously realized as this one, and that's to these wrestlers' credit. Not a second is wasted, which cannot be said of many matches. The wrestlingish moments are equal to the unbridled quest for erotic satisfaction. 

Despite the artfulness Jax and especially Nero have brought to frottage and heavy petting, they are not widely recognized sports. At its simplest, a hump match requires no training, just a warm body capable of providing a measure of resistance. What these two wrestlers bring to it is mainly style, blending self-satisfaction with stimulation of one's opponent, if opponent  is the appropriate word. Humping is more about tapping into than tapping out. There are no knockouts, none that I recall anyway. The ten-count is a nod towards professional wrestling, but that's the sole connection. Yet seduction is a form of manhandling that's like wrestling, superficially at least, and what Nero and Jax do in this match is make the body contact as continuous as possible while exploring new holds and positions.


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Comments

  1. Another DUD in my eyes. You can NOT have a PG13 Hump Match? Repeat, you can NOT have a PG13 Hump Match, it didnt work with the PG13 first to cum match a few weeks ago and it doesnt work now. When one of the 2 guys does porn outside of UCW, their rule of no nudity is counter productive. What are they going for? Family friendly first to cum match? Gimme a break. Until they move along with the times, like every other "successful" internet wrestling website, UCW will NEVER get out of its own way.

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    1. I totally agree.

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    2. I would kill for a "frot" match. Pure nudity, first to cum through frot. Nero seems like he would be great for that.

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  2. Congratulations and hearty kudos to Joe the protagonist on his 4,000th post to Skull Island.

    Your commitment to the blog is admirable beyond words … particularly in these times of blogs that get started and then drift off into the ether with few to none follow ups.

    I visit Skull Island daily (for the most part) and I find your writing to always be exceptional and informative. I mostly look forward to the accessible YouTube matches you cover but enjoy your comments on Cameron’s W4H and UCW (both companies that I purchase from).

    Here’s to raising a tankard of mead to another 4,000 posts!

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    1. Thank you, RayAtL! Right now my mead is a perfectly chilled Mexican Coke, but who knows what the evening holds.

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