Sagging

Chad Daniels vs Derrick Cole, Match 770 - Sagging (UCW)

The baggy pants may sag, but Derrick Cole does everything in his power to keep the energy from sagging, and he succeeds. I don't mean to suggest that Chad Daniels doesn't do his fair share of the work, but it is Derrick's electricity and insane facial expressions that hold my attention and move the storyline along. Daniels follows Cole's rubber-faced lead and does his best to keep up with the insanity.

By far, my favorite bits are Derrick's hair-pulling and fingers-splitting. They're so painful they're sexy. He is also a first-class limb-disabler. But 95 percent of the joy in watching this match is the electroshock facial expressions that change as speedily as jump cuts in an anime laser-fight. Derrick has a face that babies love and drunks want to punch. Chad shows more affect than I remember seeing in his previous matches - a good thing, too.

If you're going to do a baggy-pants sag match, at least give us fans a few teasing glimpses of butt crack. Otherwise, I don't get the point of it. Hopefully the deep pockets that order these custom videos will soon sponsor pillow fights, sumo wrestling, and union suits - and I think Derrick Cole could master all three.

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