Krush Day

He's big. Bigger than you. He's bald. Wanna make something of it? He's virtually indestructible. Don't even. Ambitious wrestlers are lining up to test themselves against him, trying to build a reputation for themselves out of bruises and aching joints. And today is his birthday. Happy Birthday, Krush. Make a wish and tap out the candles.

Krush is a trademarked product of Krushco. Use only according to the label instructions. Caution! Contents highly combustible! Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. Do not turn upside down. Keep out of reach of children. For indoor or outdoor use. Not to be used as a flotational device. Warning: May cause dizziness, drowsiness, or blurred vision. Contains nuts.