Assholes and Elbows

Max Ryder vs Cheetah Boy, Match 787 (UCW)

Cheetah and Max don't have time to play to the camera. It's all assholes and elbows from where we sit. Their eyes are locked on each other in a savage match that's worthy of the jungle-print gear both wear. Cheetah Boy flies into a rage when he sees Ryder wearing stripes (Max briefly mistakes the design for  cheetah), but it soon appears that Max was hoping to get a rise out of the masked feline. Cheetah's destruction and humiliation are topmost in Ryder's mind, but he needs Cheetah to mouth off to rile him up.

This match is both men's moment. They've been great in past matches, but this is one that's going to stick in evey fanboy's memory for a very long time. Ryder casts off his deadpan sad-dog face and turns up the heel attitude with steadily increasing nastiness. Cheetah is all bratty provocation and hyperactivity. I love the way his knee in the last GIF mows across Ryder's crotch like he's trying to erase it. And, hey, what's Max planning to do with that barbell shaft in the sixth GIF? Both wrestlers' sex appeal is at its peak in Match 787! This is UCW's best boner bait in a long, long time.

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