Slam!
This stakes match awards the victor a four-minute foot massage and toe nibbling at the hands and lips of his vanquished opponent. This is the kind of match only UCW provides - kinky, silly, debased, self-reflexive, ball-busting, and weirdly fascinating. And, of course, Reno and Nero were quick to sign on. I'm not immune to the allure of a foot massage delivered by a wrestler in trunks that look like they might snap like a rubber band any second now. I would, in fact, welcome such an opportunity.
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