Caught on Camera

John Bronco vs Slayer, Ball Bash, Wedgies, Bear Hugs & Bodybuilders (WrestleFrat)

"All I see is big ass," Slayer tells thirst-trap Bronco, as the two prepare to brawl. Bronco gets right in the newcomer's face and shoves the man onto a barely visible sofa with a cell propped up above and behind it. Bronco gyrates and wags his crotch in front of Slayer's (and/or the viewer's) face, inciting a mega-muscle-versus-mega-muscle battle. This is "face time" I can relate to.

The 20-minute back-and-forth is the kind of thing two big-pec fraternity brothers would stage for TikTok. Slayer and Bronco engage in a series of common underground wrestling poses - bear hug, ball grip, wedgie, pillow fight, nipple tweak, and triumphant pose. The stationary camera captures most but not all of the shoving contest, leaving a portion to the viewer's imagination.

Nothing is at stake except for Bronco and Slayer's egos. This is a typical showdown, but not a full-fledged match. The camera doesn't move or cut to other angles of the contest. Like the camera, viewers are limited to a single viewpoint up to the climax. But what we get is plenty - two nearly naked strongmen flexing, pushing up against each other, applying wrestling holds, talking trash. To the victor goes the final closeup. For me, Bronco and Slayer both are bait that I gladly swallow whole.

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