Giant Slayer

Here's something to write home about.  Indy wrestler and US Marine Devin Dalton, 21, 5'10", is a straight, Republican, war-loving fan of Kylie Minogue (and Barry Manilow).  Anything's possible.  "Hot Scot" Dalton wrestles in North Carolina and Florida, mostly jobs, but he's been taking some wins lately, which means, I hope, we'll see more of him in the months and years to come.  Politics aside, I like what I've seen of this guy's grit in the ring, and if I could just trim off 30 or so years from my bio, I would love to sign on to a peacenik-vs-warmonger cage match with this stud.