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Parker Flynn vs Jesse Zane, Catalog 5 - Muscle Boys Are Ferocious (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

Parker Flynn has a strongman build, a lightly hairy chest, and a face ready for Hollywood or Canadian politics. He's also a bully who picks on smaller wrestlers. In his second MuscleBoy appearance, he takes on popular Jesse Zane in a match that is a start-to-finish 21-minute roar. Parker outweighs Jesse by about 35 pounds, but Jesse has more experience and more strategy. Through muscle power, Big Flynn dominates Little Zane for roughly 75 percent of the video. The other 25 percent has Zane working his mat magic and maybe, just maybe, derailing the bigmouth's ambition to be top dog.

Zane and Flynn bump chests, then wet-kiss like they mean it. Parker has declared his intent to be "in control," so he initiates both these actions aggressively. From start to finish, the match is tinged with eroticism, nothing explicit, just strong undertones. Parker pushes Jesse to the wall and the bullying starts. His attitude is one part Roddy Piper and one part Mike Rotunda. Zane offers no resistance for the first two minutes, waiting out Flynn's barrage of strongman moves - body slams, blows, and limb-twisting - before clamping the lug into a head scissors. Flynn bellows and grunts like a bear in a trap. For a good 20 seconds Jesse holds the scissors with his hands clasped derisively behind his head, but then Parker gets to his feet, hauls Jesse up high, and slams him to the mat, breaking the hold and damn near busting Jesse's back.

Zane's silky toreador tactics contrast with Flynn's barreling arsenal of charges. Flynn copycats Zane's 20-second head scissors and then foolishly segues to a body toss that ("oh shit") opens himself up to a headlock. If Jesse were bigger, Parker wouldn't find it so easy to muscle his way out of these holds, but brawn and poundage let the oaf stay in command. Parker fights exactly how you'd expect a vainglorious pretty boy with meat on his bones to fight - low blows, grunting shows of power, camel clutches, and pelvic thrusts - interspersing moments when he has Jesse (literally) under his heel and calls the camera in for more tight shots of his own sweaty, beaming face.

What Flynn lacks in the cool finesse of a Ryan Sparks or an Aryx Quinn he makes up for in his bull-in-a-china-shop energy. As a babyface, Zane is ill-matched with this guy not only in size but also in temperament - his customary poise doesn't mesh with Flynn's orneriness. If he wants to win this one, he needs to blow up. If Parker keeps on picking on smaller wrestlers, I'd like to suggest he try his hand against a hothead like Maxim Apollo or Armond Rizzo. As gripping as this match is, what I'd really like to see is Parker pitted against Justin Powers, an exact match in height and weight, or a bossman like Nick Flex!


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