Hate to See You Go

Elite Eliot vs Ty Alexander, Florida Fights 9 (BG East)

This past week Eliot announced that he was moving on, "calling it a wrap on this chapter of my life." He added, "[W]e need to accept our new priorities, personally and globally. [P]lease take care of one another."  I'm not sure what prompted the farewell, but probably it's the general state of things these days. I sighed and turned to this match for perhaps a last look at Mister "Eye Candy."

In Florida Fights 9, Eliot takes on former twink Ty Alexander in the kind of match BG East is famous for. Eliot mocks Ty's creds as a wrestler, pretending to be honored to share the ring with a legend like Ty. He extends his hand for a handshake, and Ty slaps it away, a scowl on his face, sensing the scorn of the more experienced wrestler.

Alexander starts tooting his own horn, but Eliot knows everything he wants to know about the guy and swings into action, slipping behind to catch the Trophy Boy in a reverse bear hug. Ty escapes and clamps on a wristlock. Eliot flinches but doesn't look too worried about the situation. Somehow he turns the wristlock into a side headlock and grinds Ty's forehead in a series of sharp forearm flexes.

For some reason - perhaps it's his boyish good looks - I think of  Eliot as a small guy, imagining he would be dwarfed by the Trophy Boy. But he's 5'11", weighing in at 190#. The low camera angle emphasizes his size as he crushes Ty's skull. The thick thighs, the firm round buttocks stretching his metallic blue trunks, the rock-solid upper arms and shoulders. Sicut in coelo et in terra.

Ty does all right, holding his end of a give and take that lasts six minutes. Then Eliot kicks into high gear and tears into him, working up a light sweat while demolishing the Trophy Boy. Then, about six more minutes later, Ty plucks one of the middle ropes so that it snaps up against Eliot's balls, incapacitating the guy long enough to give Alexander the lead. For a minute.

For the last ten minutes, Eliot sweats hard as he makes Ty swallow tablespoons of comeuppance for the low blow. Ty struggles to fight back, but Eliot proves to be the stronger, faster, tougher  man. Ty's best hope is to find an opportunity to smash Eliot's gnards again, but Eliot seems to have learned his lesson and won't let Ty get close to them. The match ends with a figure-four leglock and a whimpering submission that the loser may never be able to live down.


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