Kekoa the "Flyin' Hawaiian," 22, 6'0", 190#, is on the roster at Bodyslam Wrestling.  A Pacific Islander residing in Pennsylvania, Kekoa wittily adorns his official T-shirts with the image of the pugnacious Hawaiian Fruit Punch guy ("Punchy") from the sixties series of cartoon TV commercials--in which a character in a tropical straw hat approaches strangers and asks, "How about a nice Hawaiian punch?" followed by a quick roundhouse to the sucker's face--as a child, I thought Punchy was kind of sexy, not in looks, of course, but for his ballsiness, keeping in mind my first hard-on was for Mighty Mouse, and, of course, Punchy is not nearly as cute as Kekoa.


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