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Aron vs Axel, Match 456 - from the Lost Video Collection (UCW)

Match 456 is one of the best matches I have ever seen.

I don't know how old this "Lost Video" is - perhaps six, perhaps eight years. It's a mystery why UCW waited to release it. It is classic Philadelphia-era UCW. Axel and Aron are ideally matched wrestlers in body type, temperament, and wrestling savvy. I don't think Axel has had a more perfect adversary. And here, by happy coincidence, the two wrestle with epic boners.

The battle is over who has the most fans. Aron touts the fact that his fans are more diverse - every race, every gender, every age group - while most of Axel's Facebook friends won't even show their faces. "My video sales speak for itself," Axel answers, shrugging his shoulders as if to add "I can't help it that I'm adorable."  Both are geared up and ready to go in matching Speedos - Aron's is electric blue and Axel's, honey yellow - but Aron notes, "Mine's fuller than yours."

Big cock is probably what launched the sport of wrestling some 15,000 years ago (that's 11,000 years older than religion, but 25,000 years younger than music). Slim guys with large members rule the underground wrestling scene - and have since at least the 1940s. So basically this match is all about cock size. I am not complaining.

Five minutes in, Axel taps-out Aron with a figure-4 choke hold. But there is over 25 minutes left for these guys to settle their issues. As it turns out, this is the gabbiest battle in UCW history. While sacrificing none of its heat, it mixes competition with celebrity interview (an idea I wish I had come up with). While stretching each other out, Axel and Aron kibitz about topics such as which color is the weakest, why Axel stutters ("That's my thing"), what they had for breakfast, Aron's girlfriend's tattoo, and whose fingers could fit up whose ass.  Beats Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee by a mile.


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Comments

  1. Can you please double-check the match number? Match 712 is KENNY STAR VS. AXEL – TICKLE MATCH. Did you mean match 456? There are several Aron vs. Axel matches.

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    1. Well, this is the LAST time I trust those UCW bastards. (joking, haha) You're right, apparently we're looking at Match 456 here. Dammit! Thanks for the correction, canes78!

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  2. Aron is not my favorite UCW wrestler. But he might be my favorite retired wrestler there. He was subtly sexy and let his skills do most of the talking. His match versus Eli is unbridled bliss for a fan of either man. Top 5 all-time UCW matches. His many matches- including from the late, great FCL offshoot- are terrific. His work for other promotions (Movimus and NRW) was limited, but stellar. I am tremendously looking forward to this match. I hope it ranks up there with Movimus's Stokes vs. Thornton barnburner!

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  3. This was by far the sexiest match that UCW had up until this point. The 2 of them had a chemistry together that i dont think has really been matched since. And as sexy as this match was, there of course is the unreleased video of these 2 that has made the rounds over the internet this past year that makes this look like Sesame Street but thats not an "official" release so we wont talk about that.

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    1. What? Please say more! What unreleased video of the two of them that made this look like sesame street??? Can you say what it is called or where to find it?

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  4. The main thing I disliked about this match was that Aron isn't the one wearing the yellow trunks here. In many of his previous videos, this was his color of choice, and he really looked good in it. As a result, when I watch this video, I get confused if it was Axel or Aron in control.

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