Oil Sport
Nero Angelo vs Tyson the Hammer, Match 769 in Oil (UCW)
Nero and Tyson first battled in a plastic swimming pool almost five years ago. The month after that, they faced off in an oil match in UCW's old cinderblock fight space. I suspect they bring out the oddball in each other. Together and individually, both are noted for their libidinous fight style, which wetness appears to accelerate. Their libidos obviously are in fine shape for this match, in which both pay passing tribute to their other claim to fame, the hump match.
As I have previously noted, the connection between wrestling and fucking goes back at least as far as the ancient Greeks, and it is current today. Jokes about wrestling and wrestlers hound junior high school boys still, I suspect. Everyone speaks of "Greek wrestling" with a raised eyebrow, though no one makes the same association with Greek boxing, Greek gymnastics, or marathons. Tyson and Nero make room for more sexual allusions through spanking and scissoring an opponent's head so that the face is pressed to the top man's crotch. These are not subtle gestures that can be read in other ways than the one.
Already the fittest of all the wrestlers on UCW's roster, Tyson is especially enhanced in oil. The shimmer of his statuesque body and taut, hard muscle makes the wrestler an iconic image of both athleticism and sensuality.
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Out of a 1-10 scale, id put this at a 4. The amount of oil used in the beginning was a nice change from the usual. The match itself was blah. Am i the only one that is tired of this Nero Angelo shtick? A gay man who is playing a gay character and does it really bad. When UCW first started, they had CJ Devastation who was the first character that was touchy feely with the other guys that brought a new twist to his matches. Then after CJ had enough of A&B and left, here comes the new character in Nero. The same old routine every single match. It works when he's doing it with the few wrestlers in UCW that are straight but with everyone else its blah. He tries so hard to be this over the top character when guys like Tyson, Cheetah Boy, Chase dont have to and their matches are far better. One more thing, can someone new please film these matches. You can move around when filming and there is such a thing as a zoom button - just saying.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is spot on especially camera angles, movement and zoom I offered my services once before. I know this stuff professionally. Just saying.
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