Double Spoilers

Austin Tyler vs Joey McCoy, Catalog 10 - Muscle Boys Get Naked (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

I got two spoilers for you. Hang tight, and I'll give them to you. One's not so much a spoiler because MuscleBoy gives it all away in its catalog description of this match. It's not a big spoiler because it tells you only what you could probably figure out for yourself. The other spoiler is not big either, but the catalog doesn't mention it, and it genuinely caught me by surprise, though it won't catch you by surprise if you read much further. Not actually belonging to the spoiler category is the fact that, the catalog's title notwithstanding, these muscle boys do not get naked. So save your pennies if all you're after is dick.

Spoiler #1

Ready? Here it is, and I quote MBW verbatim: "Joey gets CLOBBERED." If you saw Jesse Zane kick Joey McCoy's ass in Joey's MBW debut, you were probably expecting this. You might have guessed it even if you missed that previous match. Austin is another story.  I'm not saying the guy never loses, but Austin Tyler is not only a fine wrestler but also one tough cookie who's a reliable and fascinating ass-kicker, so if all you knew was that Tyler was wrestling [pretty much anybody you can think of], the odds are good that Tyler clobbered him.

Spoiler #2

Yes, Joey gets CLOBBERED ... in the end. After a Mexican surfboard fails to pressure a submission out of McCoy, Tyler boots him in the goddamn face and knocks the kid clean out. But did you catch that first part? Joey would not give! And it's Joey's dogged persistence, often in the face of certain doom, that is the match's biggest surprise and frankly quite a nice turn-on for me. McCoy is like a bratty little brother that keeps on coming at you even after you're done horsing around with him. Joey likes to fight, and he just won't give it up. You're pretty much left with the one option, and that's to knock his lights out. I don't know about you, but that sort of tickles me in unexpected places.

Joey McCoy is a feisty little critter who won't quit. Just check every other screen shot below. It's almost as if he doesn't care if he loses, so long as the fight lasts for as long as he can keep it up. I have to respect that in a man. But, yeah, of course, after a while, you'd just have to clean the kid's clock!

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