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Jesse Zane vs John "WolfBoy" Woods, Catalog 13 - The Muscle Boys Never Back Down (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

I can name several reasons I get a chubby off this match. One, the combatants have similar builds, though Woods is the heavier if the catalog description can be trusted. Similar builds do not guarantee an even fight, however. Zane has the edge on that count, having faced bigger, faster, meaner opponents over the years and usually come out on top. What is true of both men, though, is, as the catalog title promises, neither ever backs down.

Two, the fighters start sweating early in the 51-minute battle. By the 13-minute mark, Jesse is slick as dick, and John's sweat glands are quick to catch up. This point is caught and emphasized at the exact midpoint of the match, when the camera gives us a pair of point-of-view shots worthy of a showdown in a Western (see 8th and 9th shots above). Through WolfBoy's eyes we see Zane on his back, blankly looking up, having just received a whupping from the MBW newcomer. Then cut to WolfBoy from Zane's vantage. The back light lends Woods an air of menace, his body slack and pink from the vigorous rumble.

Three, the face humping. It's furious and lewd at the same time. Each man has a turn at getting crotch-bludgeoned in the kisser. Each gets kissed on the kisser, too, and it's a hard call which is the steamier, but I have to go with having one's face angrily plowed with a spandex pouch stuffed with young tumid cock. It looks like fun, if your idea of "fun" includes an element of pain and masochistic debasement.

Four, as the fight heats up, WolfBoy gets more and more expressionistic. Always just a heartbeat away from his feral side, WolfBoy's face twists into a sort of madhouse leer the more nasty and frenetic the fight gets. Even the usually unflappable Jesse lights up as he pushes his opponent to the limit and, in turn, gets pushed. Too many guys who get into underground wrestling play down their emotions, look cool and detached as if to telegraph they're in this game just for some quick cash. Jesse's and John's whole hearts are in this battle, and it shows.

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