You Do Not Deserve These Bad Boys




This Is IPW  is the reason I should have been in Milton Keynes on 7 March 2018. Some of the toughest UK prettyboys with attitude were in town that night, looking for trouble, namely, top to bottom, left to right, "Playboy" Lewis Howley, "SuperBad" Kip Sabian, Cara Noir, "Smooth" Sammy Smooth, and "The Star Attraction" Mark Haskins. Howley is new to me with this match. He looks like a Hemsworth, but good looks can't disguise the dirtbag under the surface. Sabian and Noir keep my pistons firing nonstop. Their names alone stir Pavlovian responses. Howley and his partner James Castle (collectively, "The Collective") hover over Noir's match against Smooth, seeking revenge for the swan-man's unwanted interference earlier in the evening. Haskins has been a favorite of mine for eight years. To his credit, Haskins attempts to annihilate his opponent Simon Grimm, not just beat him, but Sha Samuels stops him, thus setting up a future contest (which didn't happen - but Haskins did beat Samuels's proxy to take away the All-England championship belt).

You can watch This Is IPW  in full on YouTube via the International Pro Wrestling channel. The GIFs below offer only a taste of the 110 minutes and contain no spoilers. The show packs enough jam to feed a hundred fantasies. I downloaded it the second I finished watching it.


At the start of the evening's second event, Luke "Dragon" Phoenix shoves Lewis Howley over a barricade and into the squared circle.

Howley and partner James Castle bodyslam Phoenix.

Lewis makes Luke feel unwanted while James keeps his hands off.

Acknowledging his trim 5-foot-4 challenger is tougher than expected, Kip bumps the game up a notch outside the ring in the evening's fourth event.

Kip means to snap Kurtis Chapman.

A near pin calls for retribution. This was supposed to be a lot easier for Kip than it was.

In Match 5, having tried to avoid this one-on-one, and his bros in the Collective barred from ringside, Sammy Smooth has to play defense from the moment he reluctantly enters the ring against Cara Noir. 

Smooth goes into attack mode against Noir.

Sammy takes a licking.

THE MAIN EVENT: I'm attracted to Haskins because he grapples.  (Also, he flies. And brawls. But I like it mostly when he wrings Grimm like wet laundry.)

気合!

Make him cry!


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  1. If only Terry Frazier would return . . . .

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    1. The last I heard he’s in Los Angeles working as an actor/model.

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