My New Bottom-Boy Bitch

Chase Michaels vs Kenny Star, Match 677 - Sponsored Sleeper Match (UCW)

Talking back to Chase Michaels doesn't get Kenny Star anywhere but on his ass. Chase pulls his old you-need-my-permission-to-be-on-this-mat routine - maybe the oldest cliche in the whole history of underground wrestling, but every time Chase pulls this con, it's like he just fuckin' made it up. Kenny tries to counter, and Michaels punches him, punches him hard, and up against the side of the head. Kenny lands on his butt like it's Baby's first try at standing on his feet.

"I'm about to put your ass asleep," Chase promises while Kenny sits there scratching his head. Chase gives the head a stiff shove and flattens Star on his back. "How about we try that again?" Kenny says, getting back on his feet like he's suddenly Mr. Smarty-Pants in Charge of Things. Chase clamps on a face-to-face, chest-to-chest, dick-to-dick sleeper and falls on top of the guy, smothering him with one hand across the mouth and nostrils. On his back again with Chase covering him, Kenny can't breathe, much less retort. "For your information," Chase says, "my name is Chase Michaels, brother."

If you don't think I find this shit sexy, you have not been listening. Chase knows how to take control, and he takes lip from nobody, especially not from "my new bottom-boy bitch" Kenny Star. For the next 35 minutes, it's like Chase is playing Whack-a-Mole with Kenny. I prefer back-and-forth matches, as some of you may know, but there's something ultra-hot about a dirty heel like Chase giving deer-in-the-headlights Kenny the biggest, most humiliating one-sided ass-kicking either man has ever been a part of.

Another 26 minutes passes before Star gets anything remotely like a "hope spot." (The phrase "hope spot" is almost a cruel joke in this match.) Chase briskly, almost casually, trims a couple more inches off the upstart's tool. He puts the bitch in a taut camel clutch, chiding, "After all that you still wanna talk shit." I can only guess that Kenny peed in the boss's raisin bran for Bodyslam to sic Chase on him, and I have never seen Chase having this much fun doing anything. Kudos to everybody who had a hand in this ball-buster.  There are lots of chuckles for foot- and toe-kinksters, too.

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