Tough (Sweaty) Love

Ryan Sparks vs Alex Costa, The Oringinal Boys Are Back! (MuscleBoy Wrestling)

"Kiss and tell" is for wusses! Strongman Ryan Sparks kisses and thwacks. Ryan gives the MuscleBoy romance-fight formula a new edge. As expressionless as a hatchet, he plants his juicy lips against Alex Costa's, then backs him to the ropes, where he plies his upper body with stiff punches, then seals the moment by grabbing the dazed Alex by the throat for another kiss. Both gestures claim Costa as Sparks's personal property, and the pattern continues for the rest of the 22-minute match.

Ryan's caveman version of a first date is volcanic. The blond bombshell breaks into a sweat in the match's first five minutes, and it's a coin toss whether Alex can hold up under this much ardent attention. The match defines Ryan's MBW persona once and for all. His laconic but hard-hitting wooing of the Swiss wrestler leaps over language barriers and declares his intent to take care of Costa - a phrase ("take care of") that has multiple denotations in English.

About halfway through the match, he strips the trunks off a near-unconscious Alex and removes his own trunks as well. He conducts the rest of the match in a mesh jockstrap and black patent-leather boots. (Very hot!) He squats over Alex's face, jiggles the man's cock, and lands a light (but feeling) jab on Costa's hairy abs - perhaps his version of the handsome prince waking up Sleeping Beauty. Anyway, it works, and like everything else in this video it's steeped in sado-erotic overtones.

Soon Ryan is riding Alex's ass, twisting Alex's trunks around his neck while Rolfing the ever-loving fuck out of the man's back. A major takeaway image soon follows: Sparks hard-frotting Costa's crotch - both men slick with sweat - and pummeling his chest. The punches continue against the ring ropes, where Ryan twists Alex's outstretched arms into the top and middle ropes and bludgeons him with his fist and forearm.

Steamy stuff like this elevates Ryan Sparks to god status at my house and reaches a new high for MuscleBoy's house-style of savage desire. Definitely Sparks's best work to date, and Costa sells every last drop of the drama.

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