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Draven vs Pierce, He Put His Package in his Mouth (Kissing)  (UnderGround Wrestler)

Recently UnderGround Wrestler said he was very proud of this video. "These guys went all out on nhb," he said. "It's our first match with kissing and the guys putting their packages in their mouths. We've been getting a lot of requests for a match like this, and these guys were cool with putting on a show, so hopefully fans will enjoy it."

As you may know, straight-up wrestling is all I require of underground wrestling, though sexual teasing has long been a part of the business. For me, locks and holds are more sensual than cock and kisses, especially when pain and humiliation are the objectives. The thing about a sexual fetish is that it takes the place of sex, sometimes entirely.

The sight of two strongmen - built like bulldogs - grappling and tormenting each other on a mat is, for me, better than porn. The parts of Draven vs Pierce I  enjoy the most are the grabbing, heaving, squeezing, and stretching. The sturdy bodies repeatedly collide, slam, and press, aggressive and intimate at the same time. What starts out as eye contact across the gym turns into an argument over who is stronger and tougher, with Pierce railing against short dudes who think they're the shit for layering their squat bodies with muscle while tall guys work just as hard for half the results.

Draven doesn't think he's the shit. He knows he's the shit. When Pierce says, "Bring it," Draven demonstrates the main advantage shorter has over taller:  easy access to the tall dude's junk. He nabs Pierce's bulge and squeezes. Shivering all over and biting his lower lip, Pierce gasps, "Why'd you do that?"  The answer is the punchline to an altogether different joke: Because he can  - a point Draven punctuates by slamming his free fist into Pierce's lower abdomen.

For the next 19 minutes, give and take mixes with wedgies and teabagging with a twist of nipple, culminating with a suffocation-by-crotch knockout.

There's a kiss or two in the mix as well. I don't know whether these wrestlers identify in real life as straight, bi, gay, or whatever, but they do put on a show in this video. It's a fine contest that pushes several of my favorite buttons - with a dirty finish that's (for me) a little bit of heaven.


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