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Drew Harper vs Jacob Van Acker (Wrestler4Hire)

I don't know why the football is in the wrestling ring. That's unimportant. The main reasons to watch Harper vs Van Acker are the gleeful way Drew makes Jacob suffer and Jacob's throes of anguish and despair. Van Acker undergoes a series of punishments over the course of the 22-minute video. The effect is a little like watching the high-school quarterback fight the yearbook editor after school. There's plenty here that I don't get, but it's fun to watch the Dutch boy writhe and thrash and the muscle heel grin and pop his biceps. By most standards, this is fairly slight, but I'm a fan of body slams and strangulation. No cleats, no shoulder pads, no helmet, just bulgy trunks, wedgies, hair-pulling, and howling convulsions. 

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