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Flash LaCash vs Brad Barnes, Hunkbash 21 (BG East)
Brad Barnes is BG East's jobber hunk of choice, and his bashing at the capable hands of heel Flash LaCash is the main event of Hunkbash 21. The two are evenly matched, with only three inches and five pounds dividing them. And if muscles alone counted, Brad could last out this fight unscathed. But Flash brandishes the skill set of a trained pro and the temperament of a top heel, so Barnes is basically a victim before the bell sounds.
This is Brad's fourth visit to the Hunkbash series - most recently against Guido Genatto, who took Gunner Baer apart in the DVD's opening match. This match opens with a slow reveal of Brad and Flash staring each other down in the center of the ring. Barnes is in a hurry to get his ass whupped or else he wouldn't have shoved LaCash back the way he did. The heel isn't quick to take the bait, holding back as Brad pops his biceps, all smiles. The camera soaks in every ounce of the classically square-jawed, curly-haired hunk as Flash backs into a corner, ready to pounce.
This not being Brad's first time at the rodeo, he evades Flash's sneak attack, hauls the heel up, and slams him to the mat. That, my friends, is the sum total of Brad's hope spot for the 30-minutefight massacre. Imagine the thickest, juiciest cut of steak you have ever seen. Now imagine watching that pretty chunk of cow butt ground into hamburger right before your eyes in the squared circle.
The camera provides us frequent and generous access to Barnes's scenic ass packed into tightly stretched baby-blue trunks. If that's not enough, there's the prominent and frankly mouthwatering bulge on the other side of those trunks. It's the last thing we see - like Fujiyama rising above the tidal wave in Hokusai's classic woodblock print. The still shots, tasty as they are, do not do justice to the models or the match. LaCash displays his bitch-boy with a master's sure and ruinous touch, making me wish I had gone to heel school instead of majoring in English. However, had I not majored in the classics of literature, I could not have written of Brad's intumescences as prettily as I did.
Now excuse me as I tend to my raging hard-on.
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This is Brad's fourth visit to the Hunkbash series - most recently against Guido Genatto, who took Gunner Baer apart in the DVD's opening match. This match opens with a slow reveal of Brad and Flash staring each other down in the center of the ring. Barnes is in a hurry to get his ass whupped or else he wouldn't have shoved LaCash back the way he did. The heel isn't quick to take the bait, holding back as Brad pops his biceps, all smiles. The camera soaks in every ounce of the classically square-jawed, curly-haired hunk as Flash backs into a corner, ready to pounce.
This not being Brad's first time at the rodeo, he evades Flash's sneak attack, hauls the heel up, and slams him to the mat. That, my friends, is the sum total of Brad's hope spot for the 30-minute
The camera provides us frequent and generous access to Barnes's scenic ass packed into tightly stretched baby-blue trunks. If that's not enough, there's the prominent and frankly mouthwatering bulge on the other side of those trunks. It's the last thing we see - like Fujiyama rising above the tidal wave in Hokusai's classic woodblock print. The still shots, tasty as they are, do not do justice to the models or the match. LaCash displays his bitch-boy with a master's sure and ruinous touch, making me wish I had gone to heel school instead of majoring in English. However, had I not majored in the classics of literature, I could not have written of Brad's intumescences as prettily as I did.
Now excuse me as I tend to my raging hard-on.
Visit BG East here.
Brad has won a few matches, but never in Bgeast bar a double team iirc. The idea that he's experienced enough beatings to know when to expect a sneak attack (and even be a bit cocky about it) is very hot, but even more so that he's then so quickly and casually beaten back down
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