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Van Skyler vs Masked Menace, Masked Mayhem 17: Heel Training (BG East)

I will be first to admit I like Van Skyler as a heel, but the powers that be are convinced he needs more training in the role. So here's Masked Mayhem 17, in which Masked Menace has a thing or two to teach Skyler about beating up opponents with style. The catalog description acknowledges that, even in his babyface days, Van's physique and calculating mat style gave him an air of menace beyond the norm for babyfaces: "no one walked away from a match with this prodigiously pretty pin-up boy unscathed [by] or unimpressed with his competitive potential."

As the catalog puts it, Skyler cut a deal with Masked Menace:  Tutorials in the art of heelery in exchange for all the muscle one can fondle and grope. However, the contract expires once Skyler succeeds in making Menace his bitch on the BGE  mats. The setup is perfect for both players. Skyler, at 5'8", 185#, has a decided weight and muscle advantage over Masked Menace, at 5'5", 165#, whose advantage is his experience in humbling muscle gods like beefy Biff Farrell.

Skyler has never looked better than he does in this match. My heart burst open for the guy the first time I saw him, coincidentally against the aforementioned Biff. This 49-minute video gives fans a view of the man both on top and miserably owned, situations that equally make capital out of Van's breathtaking beauty. He poses as Menace's hand surveys the peaks and well-defined crevices of his body. Then Menace cinches the tour with a full nelson, spurring writhing and moaning equal to anything I ever imagined for Skyler. The hold exhibits the magnificence of Van's torso, aiming it at the camera. After a vain struggle to break loose, Van is forced to submit.

Van then applies the same hold on Masked Menace, not once but twice - and never have a boner and balls been outlined in finer detail than they are at the crotch of Menace's green singlet. I am not surprised. Just watching Skyler play the tough guy gets me bone hard and breathless. Skyler gives the masked heel a good grinding. By the 12-minute mark, sweat shines the heel-in-training's shoulders ... gorgeously, I might add. Victorious, Van strikes a double biceps pose as Menace fondles his bulging thighs, then strips the god down to his thong and climbs on top of this pony for a little crotch-to-face humiliation (second and third shots above). 

Before now I had only scratched the surface of my lustful feelings for Skyler.  This guy's equally gorgeous when manhandling and being manhandled. Still, it's Van Skyler in control that excites me most. He's just so quietly but confidently masterful! I can't even pity Masked Menace because I am kinda envious. Each new heroic pose is more Michelangelesque  than the last.

Van remains in charge for a little more than half the video. Yet Masked Mayhem's maneuvers are no less awe-inspiring, focused as they are on the exhibition of the most beauteous regions of Skyler's physique. In the last ten minutes, control swings wildly from one man to the other, ending with a splendid reverse bear hug and a humiliating (or exhilarating ... depending  ...) mouth-to-crotch asphyxiation.

I think this is Van Skyler's best match to date - and classic BG East! It's not too late for Van to become a top player for the promotion.

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